Food, drink and good friends....what more can a person ask for.......









ICECUBES!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

wet clothes
 

Prophet last time I saw our lovely hostess it didn't look like wet clothes would be the problem.


SFC if its a ride into the sunset you want. I'll be happy to oblige. Maybe later we could even go out on horseback. I'll meet you in the igloo. You bring the furs I'll bring the wineskin.

Diva Help yourself, theres plenty of scotch to go around. Or if you like I'd be happy to serve you latter.

Party joke for all- A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entandre', so he gave it to her.

The Drunk Idiot has arrived!!! LOL



*hick, hick, hick*






*hick, hick*





*falls to groud*



:D:D:D:D:D


*hick*

Prophet, thanks for the kind offer of help! As CeltGuy says, clothes aren't really much of an issue for me at the moment :o, but I'm sure if we put our heads together we could probably figure out some way for you to help me warm up...

Diva, OMG! ROTFLMAO! Where on earth do you come up with these pics?!? That's hilarious!

CeltGuy, hmmmmmm, a little horseback adventure sounds marvelous! Here, have some snowshoes --- I'll race you to the igloo! Oh, and I loved your 'double entendre' joke! LOL!

As for TDK, maybe some of the other lovely ladies around can help me haul this guy up to the spare bedroom... where he can sleep off the effects of that mulled wine! Unless of course we can think of some other say to sober him up? ;)

And last but definitely not least, OldFart, I have to apologize --- I've had the error of my ways pointed out to me, and I know now that it wasn't you who made those comments... I guess maybe I've had a little much of the wine myself, or was it that scotch? :o At any rate, my most sincere apologies to you... I hope you'll stay for the party and let me make it up to you somehow? ;)

--- sweetstuff

#we wish u a happy Christmas # *hick*
#we wish u a merry *hick*

any ladies fancy a *hick* shag?

#jingle bells#


# = singing

~wandering in from outside wearing nothing but a smile~

Brrrr...bit chilly out there. Anyone want to play leapfrog to warm me up a little?

Keep the fire warm
 

I'm heading out for a polar bear skinny dip if antone wants to join me feel free but unless any one wants to help warm me up that fire better be warm

#we r family# *hick*

*grabs 2 females by the waist that are close by holds them tight and keeps singing*

#we r family#

Quick, hide the scotch!
 

Don't let TDK get at any more of it... Good thing he's a happy drunk! Of course, I can think of ways to make him even happier, but I think I'll let him sober up a little first, so that he stands a chance of remembering them when the party's over! :p

Now, I'm really torn between the suggestions from Jay and Glyndwr --- should I cool off or warm up first? Both sound like great ideas... How about we go do that polar bear skinny-dipping first, then we can all come back and play leapfrog to our hearts' content to warm us back up? Then we can get the best of both plans...

So who else is up for a swim? ;)

--- sweetstuff

Hey..Wait for me!!!

I want to join the dippers and the leapers...but I just don't want to be left alone for the warm-up session.

If I wanted that I'd just go back home.

Any ladies still available?

I want to look my best for the party-
 

I was really hoping some of the wonderful lady guests would help me get all the wrinkles out of what I’m wearing…. ;) But the Polar dip will only put them right back. I’d rather the ladies helped me get the wrinkles back… :p then I’ll take my dip.:eek:

Re: Quick, hide the scotch!
 

sugarfreecandy?!? dnt hide it from me, *hick* hey..why dont u an i go and hide and drink the scotch ourselve, together? *arms round sugarfreecandy* i know u wanna.......mmm, i *hick* like what ur wearing babe, smells *hick* great ;):D




i go swim?!!!! as long as i get to see naked *hick* female bods and also have them rub against me:D

Well LQQeey here...I always carry my portable iron with me!!!! :D




LOL..usually drunk virgins never remember anyway...more scotch TDK??????? :D :D ;)

And better wear a life presserver in the water...don't want you to drink and drown now would we!!!! :D

Beware, young TDK
 

You are being led astray!!!

Either way you will end up with the worst case of blue balls in history.

Remember Diva's icecubes.