LMAO... I use some of these too...

and here i thought i made them up myself. i'll have to think of some more original threats i guess. hmmm, how bout "if you don't do what i say right this minute i will sell you to the gypsies and they will chop you up and use you for kindling!" too harsh?

wassa matter WildIrish, don't you like your vegetables? :rolleyes:

Many of those were used by my mother!The one that,I remember
most,was to always have phone call money,with me!I grew up in
Conn. & the drinking age in NY,was 18 then.I remember,calling my folks,at (approx)1:00AM one morning & saying "I'm at a bar,in
NY with my cousin.I'm too drunk to drive home.I'll be there,when I'm sober enough,to drive!"I was 17.I graduated at 17,so no school worries.At least,they knew that,I was alive. Irish
P.S.Favorite saying-"You don't trust me!"

No, I don't like veggies...but that's not what she was referring to! :slurp:

I don't have any kids, so I practice them on my husband.

It's amazing,how much your outlook on things change,if you're 17
& your parents use them on you or you're a parent & you use
them on your kids! Irish

the scary part is I had a come-back for most of them
(of course I did get slapped alot)

You've got feet and a hearbeat........so walk!

AND

if that's not good for ya.......use the ankle express!

LOL I use a few of those too! And here I was thinking I was a cool mom! LOL

*roflmao* *pml* OMG I love that the "I'm not your maid" is constantly repeated- I wish I could tell some of my customers that... Heck there are a few on that list I'd like to use on my customers! hahahaha

I remember both my parents and Grandparents using a lot of those. There are a couple I remember from my childhood missing though:

Do you want a smack?

Carry on doing that and you'll be laughing on the other side of your face!

I love when the parents ramble on about how it was in their day....
For those of you in the UK- do you like Peter Kay? His live at the top of the tower DVD is excellent.
The one bit where he's talking about it being inevitable that we turn into our parents, that we shall say to our children....
"When me and your mam were younger, we had to cope with a car each!"
"We had to settle for digital TV, playstation 2's... there were no such thing as hover boards back then!"
"Your poor mam had to load up the dishwasher, all by herself- by hand! Look at your face, you don't even remember a dishwahser, do you??"

Tee-hee-hee.....