Sharni you forgot one very important one.

Come here to pixies when you need a good laugh.

LOL Cute reminds me of the Lady who'd made some serious overtime and wanted some time off. She was afraid her supervisor wouldn't understand so she was thinking creatively about how to get her message across to him. One morning the boss came by and she was hanging upside down from her cubicle wall. He stopped to ask her what she was doing. When asked she replied "I'm a lightbulb!" The boss started to walk away laughing but then realised what she was trying to tell him and suggested she might need some time off. As she gathered her things to go home, a blonde in the next office jumped to follow her out. The boss asked the young blonde where she was going. The blonde quickly quipped "You heard the lady, she was my lightbulb. I can't work in the dark!" :rofl: