Lose Weight During Sex!

[silentsoul]

Suprisingly enough, I got this from my mother. Obviously it's seen some years and since a good portion of family is overweight it's damn near become a family hierloom. We're not all that sentimental. Well since I don't even want to begin thinking of the questions that must be going through the minds of you who's mind permenatly resides in the gutter, I'll go ahead an show ya.

[Oldfart]

Show us, please.

[silentsoul]

sorry, it keeps saying "no thread specified" when I try to load it.

[silentsoul]

Sexual Activity Calories Burned


Lust 6
listening to music light 1 rock 2
embracing and hugging 4
kissing passionate 9 regular 7
petting heavy 18 light 5
removing clothes summer 4 winter 3
stage fright 2
general foreplay 20
Cunnilingus 34
fellatio 34
achieving erection women 9 men 4
fumbling around 1
finding a more comfortable position 3
moaning 7
giggling 3
laughing 9
insertion women is not 15 man ready 5
intercourse moderate 59 heavy 46
incoherent convulsions 116
orgasm real 25 faked 13
sleeping 9
anxiety 22


once again 15 minutes on wordperfect saves another otherwise perolous day. This is a all on a little plack we have

[silentsoul]

that sucks, but I'm an insomniac who's been up all night and is a typing zombie at this point so I hope you get the idea. If anyone has suggestions for the whole no thread specified thing, please say something. Until then I guess this will have to do.

[naughtyangel]

*sigh* if only that were really true....I'd be a perfect size 8...LOL

[silentsoul]

Yeah well if it wasn't for the persuit of perfect health I'd say the hell with losing weight and all models would be sent off to pornstar training camp or something.

I lost my virginity to a woman that had more cushion for the pushin and I'd hate for my wife to know it but she was hands down the best fuck of my life!